Platform: PC
Region: Other
Publishers(s): Self-Published
ReleaseDate: 2018-07-18
Players: 1
Co-op: No
Dungeons & Lesbians
Have too much money? Ever wanted to spend exactly 4 bucks for a 30~min( x4? ) illusion of having both love and friendship?? Ever wanted to be a LESBIAN with NO DISCERNABLE EYES seducing her/their GAY BEST FRIENDS??? You've come to the perfect place!! For just FOUR BUCKS you can enjoy: Seducing your best friends(x3), gaily. (gay-ly) Seducing 1 (one) D&D commoner without a face Seducing a skeleton, but platonically Romantic Cryptid Hunting Romantic Watching-Your-Date-Be-Really-Really-Dumb Romantic Thievery, except it's Yu-Gi-Oh cards, winning (stealing) them from crying seven-year-olds with your date. Getting Ding-Dong-Blocked by your Date's twin Failure Not Suffering From Existential Crisis (Wow!) Partake in Redecorating Your Friends' New House by Hiding All Her Toilet Paper Ability to say 'Wack' Fight Prozac Implied touching of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Criticise your friend's pants Milk babies(?) DANK GUITAR Jimothy Paying $4 for something not worth $4 Regret for aforementioned activity Regret in General Wow!!! So many experiences!!! Buy now to get a free (imaginary) steak knife! Or don't, and taste our angry tears in all your food for the next 10 years! The choice is yours!
ESRB Rating: Not Rated
Genre(s): Life Simulation
